We were recently on a flight from Fort Lauderdale to Manchester with a layover in Philly. I am not sure why I had a flare up other than maybe I ate something I shouldn’t have. Flare ups seem to be more of a mystery with me. Anyways, I just remember as the plane was landing into Philly a terrible cramping doubled me over. It seemed like forever getting off the plane and thankfully the bathroom was right there. So I told my husband I was going in to die and I would be back as soon as I could. A while later, I emerged from the hole of the dead and off we went to find our next gate where we had a 2 hour layover. Less than 5 minutes later the urgency returned and I rushed to the bathroom. The first stall opened and as I run in I am already pulling down my pants and as I sit on the toilet the dreaded thing happened. I sat on a toilet seat soaked in pee. It was too late now because there was no way I could stand because I was dying again. So I had to sit there and gag with dry heaves because of the thought. Totally unprepared, that was when I thought there has to be a better way. There will be a better way, I can promise you that.
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Pet Peeve of the Week
Warning: Do not read this if you have a weak stomach.
We were recently on a flight from Fort Lauderdale to Manchester with a layover in Philly. I am not sure why I had a flare up other than maybe I ate something I shouldn’t have. Flare ups seem to be more of a mystery with me. Anyways, I just remember as the plane was landing into Philly a terrible cramping doubled me over. It seemed like forever getting off the plane and thankfully the bathroom was right there. So I told my husband I was going in to die and I would be back as soon as I could. A while later, I emerged from the hole of the dead and off we went to find our next gate where we had a 2 hour layover. Less than 5 minutes later the urgency returned and I rushed to the bathroom. The first stall opened and as I run in I am already pulling down my pants and as I sit on the toilet the dreaded thing happened. I sat on a toilet seat soaked in pee. It was too late now because there was no way I could stand because I was dying again. So I had to sit there and gag with dry heaves because of the thought. Totally unprepared, that was when I thought there has to be a better way. There will be a better way, I can promise you that.
We were recently on a flight from Fort Lauderdale to Manchester with a layover in Philly. I am not sure why I had a flare up other than maybe I ate something I shouldn’t have. Flare ups seem to be more of a mystery with me. Anyways, I just remember as the plane was landing into Philly a terrible cramping doubled me over. It seemed like forever getting off the plane and thankfully the bathroom was right there. So I told my husband I was going in to die and I would be back as soon as I could. A while later, I emerged from the hole of the dead and off we went to find our next gate where we had a 2 hour layover. Less than 5 minutes later the urgency returned and I rushed to the bathroom. The first stall opened and as I run in I am already pulling down my pants and as I sit on the toilet the dreaded thing happened. I sat on a toilet seat soaked in pee. It was too late now because there was no way I could stand because I was dying again. So I had to sit there and gag with dry heaves because of the thought. Totally unprepared, that was when I thought there has to be a better way. There will be a better way, I can promise you that.
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Colitis,
colon,
Crohn's,
IBD,
IBS,
inflammatory bowel disease,
Valentine's
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Hi. Thanks so much for stopping by my Squidoo lens on Crohn's disease. I'm delighted that you want to include a link to the page on your blog. Hope you don't mind that I added your blog in my resource section. I love the personal insights.
ReplyDelete(BTW, I noticed that you had a toilet paper poll and am going to point you to my toilet paper lens, which has a debate and poll on it. Toilet Paper: Folder or Scruncher? (http://www.squidoo.com/folder-or-scruncher)
Rebecca